Whats the Big Difference?

     What is the big difference between Madden and authentic football? They're probably 100 different answers to that question and here are just the main answers. 
  
     First in Madden you can play for hours on end without having to stop for injuries, breaks to catch your breath, or for rain delays. But after a while it gets too easy because once you have mastered the game there isn't any real challenge. 
     Now when you play real football you never really run out of challenge because someone always wants to beat you. Also you can get hurt, there are weather delays, but it can be more fun playing outside with your friends. 
     But they also aren't that different in my perspective. Because in both you do move around, you learn the basics of football, and you can work up a sweat.

     That is why I think they're not that different.

If You Give a Unicorn a Corn Dog [fiction]

    If you ever throw a party, pay attention to all the guests or you just might end up like me. This is the story of how I got a new pet unicorn. If you make the omission of inviting a unicorn to a party, he gets there he will want to have a corn dog. If he wants a corn dog he will want some peanut butter to go with it. And if he wants peanut butter, he will be reminded of breakfast. Trust me you don't want to do that. If you remind him of breakfast, he will get hungry for some jam. But if he is hungry for jam, he will be reminded of his sandwich-making cousin, Carlos. But if you remind him of his sandwich-making cousin Carlos, the unicorn will get really deranged because Carlos never made him a sandwich. And if the unicorn gets mad he will want to kill the corn dog. But if he thinks about a corn dog, he will get hungry for a corn dog. And that is my warning on why you should never, never ever, never ever ever, give a corn dog to a unicorn.

How I End Up Tired All Day

       At first I'm woken up by my mom at 6:15 AM and dragged out of bed. When I start going to the living room, I nearly trip and fall on my sister's beanbags. When I finally make it to the living room, I do some Youth Yoga to help me become more flexible for football and wrestling. After that I go back to my room to get dressed. Next I go to the kitchen to get a blueberry waffle and a vanilla shake. 

                 7:00 AM & After    
        
       Now I try to make it to the bathroom to brush my teeth and ask my mom if I can play the computer or Wii. Next I play for twenty minutes. Then I go get in my mom's car to go to the bottom of our hill. Finally I get on a bus to take me to school [if I don't miss the bus], and twenty minutes later I'm at school. And that is my excuse as to why I'm tired all day.

Is Football All that Bad?

      NO! Football is a great sport for anyone to play. It doesn't matter if your play two hand touch, flag, or tackle football, you will still get the same answers for all. The first part of football is it will help you get more fit and strong. You'll be running up and down the field and sometimes you'll have to block or get through a blocker to get the ball. Second, You'll become more aggressive and defensive. You'll become more aggressive because you'll have to want the ball to win. You'll be more defensive because then once you get the ball you'll need to protect it so the other team doesn't get it. And third of all, you'll become more disciplined and deference. If you're not disciplined then you'll end if with your team losing and it being all your fault because you didn't want to listen or do the play.
You'll also become more deference because you'll have to listen and respect your coach(s) if you want to do good in a game.
So really football is more then a physical sport.

AP High Stepping

Kurt Warner, More then a Football Stud

      Kurt Warner was born on June 22,1971 in Burlington Iowa.
Kurt didn't start out as a football player, actually most people thought he would grow up to play basketball, but in his senior year he got state honors and was his teams starting quarterback for the rest of his high school year. Later he went to the Panthers and he lead the Panthers to 8-3 season, setting a new record.  At age 28 he lead the St. Louis Rams offense to a super bowl victory. Now he plays for the Arizona Cardinals. Kurt is one of the best quarterbacks in the NFL.

      Kurt Warner isn't all football though. When he goes to restaurants with his family he has his kids pick a family and Kurt will covertly pay for the families meal. Although many football players manifest there religions Kurt shows his no matter who's around him. Kurt also established the First Things First charity to help feed families in need. Kurt Warner is way more then a football stud.

The Fight for the Milk Shake (warning really funny)

     
        The Fight for the Milk Shake
      
          "Fijit, where should I land our space craft?" Wandered Bob as he looks for a landing spot at Space Shake Milk Shakes.
          "Dance with me!" exclaimed Fijit.  " Do you want to listen to your music or mine?"  Questioned Fijit joyfully.
          "Fijit stop we're at the milk..." Fijit interrupts Bob 
          "My music it is," Fijit starts playing music.
          "Next time I'll make sure to marry someone who doesn't run on batteries."  Sighed Bob as he realizes Fijit stopped talking.  "Ah, here we go a nice parking spot Fijit will you go order our food?"  Hoped Bob as he finished putting batteries in Fijit.    
          "Yes, what would you like?  ahhhhhhh"  Wandered Fijit as she walks off the edge of the ship and is now lost in space.
          "Wow, that was easier than I thought."  Says Bob as he sits back and relaxes.  He uses his hyper speed to get back to the milk shake place.  As he walks in an asparagus alien walks up to him and demands, "Give me that coupon now!"
           "NO, its mine. I'll call your mom!"  Threatened Bob as he pulls out his Iphone 180 
           "No, please don't call mother she'll ground me from the STV(space terrain vehicle)."  As Bob pulls out his phone Alien picks up one of the ice creams on display, "ha ha ha ha ha, my mom wont listen to you if you have ice cream on  your face."  
           "No, not ice cream anything but ice cream."  Cried Bob as he holds the aliens wrist so he can't put ice cream on on his face.
           "Boomerang away!" shouts Bob to send a boomerang at the alien.
           "Ha, you missed, wait did you say boomerang?" Questioned Alien cautiously as he turns around. SPLAT!  " My face my nasty green face, its ruined, nooooo."  Cried the Alien as he looks at himself in a mirror.
               Annoying robot voice "five minutes later."            "Thanks for the free shake Fijit, wait what Fijit?"  Said Bob as he ran out of the milk shake place in fright.
           "I'll be Back Bob, I'll be Back.  Dance with  me!"

Apocalypse Rising

How to Make a Sweet Rapunzel Dessert

        
     How to Make a Sweet Rapunzel Dessert


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What you'll need:        What's In Box:

1 witch                                  directions

1 Princess with long hair

1 tower

1 forest                       

1 Prince

1 horse

1 577K sun 

1 Earth

       
        Step 1: First you preheat sun to 577k and let it sit for a while.
      
      Step 2: Make old stone castle in the woods where witch and princess live and put on earth under sun for 16 years.

      Step 3: Have prince go riding into forest to go hunting and get chased by wolf to old stone castle (make sure castle looks abandoned or will not look real.)
  
      Step 4: Prince climbs up tower and finds princess in top of tower.
  
      Step 5: Prince takes princess to horse and they ride into sunset
      
      Step 6: Witch comes back to castle finds princess missing and rages and accidentally blows herself and old tower sky high.(note if this does not work then buy another set of items.)

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        Buy Agriculture Simulator 2013 Deluxe Edition now while supplies last.  This is the best farming simulator yet since Farming Simulator 2013.  It's got so many admirable qualities that I can't name them all without a super computer.
         
         One its of terrific qualities is, wait for it, farming. I bet no one figured that out.  You can raise animals such as cows, pigs, sheep, pigs, and chickens. You have to feed them if they're in the barn.  You can breed, milk, and collect manure from them if they are fed well enough.

         Let's talk tractors. The very first tractor is a Massey Ferguson.  That tractor is okay. If you get the deluxe you can buy equipment for the tractor.  My favorite tractor is the FENDT tractor. They are great to have on the farm when you have something heavy and you need to take it to a spot.

          One thing that I like about the deluxe edition is that you can buy windmills, greenhouses, storages, and solar collectors.  The wind mills and solar collectors are a great investment.  You gain 1000 dollars a month if they stay in good condition.  The green houses are fun to have because you have to keep the tanks filled up and the water level just right or you will kill your crops.

         I hope you like this games as much as I did. Play the game!

 

My Happy Hoppy Hobbies

       I have many honorable hobbies that I would like to share with you.  I like to game, play sports, and be outdoors.
       
      One of my admirable hobbies is gaming.  I play games like Agriculture Simulator, Arma two and three, Madden 13, sometimes Minecraft. My favorite game is Agriculture Simulator 2013.

       Another one of my notable hobbies is playing sports.  I play football, soccer, basketball, and sometimes tennis[only for fun]. In football I'm a wide receiver and on defense I'm a corner back. I use to play soccer but I got bored with that and this is my first year of basketball.

        And last but definitely not least is my outdoors hobby.
I like to go fishing and hunting. I go shed hunting with my uncle and I'm going hunting with my dad for shotgun season. I like to  go fishing with my great grandpa in the Great Lakes. 

         Now that you know about my hobbies I cant wait for the next post, How I Want to Last in 6th Grade.

My Boring Summer

     Why was my summer boring? If you really want to know then you should read this whole post. 

   

        It all started when it was the last week of school when I was told I'd be watching my younger family members, and when I realized we only had around 60 days of summer.  The pool was only  open for 45 of those days.  I had big plans for my summer like going to Colorado, having all of my friends over for my birthday, and going to the pool.  Let's just say about 1 plan worked out and that was going to the pool.  I went to the pool about 10 times this year and I was only there for about 1 1/2 hours at a time.  
     
       The only time I left the state was when I went to Maine for a camp. And it wasn't even that fun.  I was there for my birthday and all we did was play cards and eat pizza. The beach was to cold to swim in and the weather wasn't even that nice.                                     
While I was at home all I did was walk to the pool and play Roblox and Minecraft on my PC.  

            So now you know why my summer was boring.          

My First Blog

       Hello everyone, I'm Aden.  I love football, NCAA, and NFL. My favorite teams are the Broncos,Vikings, and the Hawkeyes. I also like the Florida Falcons. I also play football.  And sometimes I go hunting, fishing, and four wheeling.                                        

                    I am a big gamer, I play simulator games from Agriculture simulator to Minecraft, and sometimes Arma games.  I am also on YouTube. You can follow me @ Epicgamerdude13.  I don't have any videos yet.
   
                    Now that you know more about me, I'm going to be sending you more blogs.