Whats the Big Difference?

     What is the big difference between Madden and authentic football? They're probably 100 different answers to that question and here are just the main answers. 
  
     First in Madden you can play for hours on end without having to stop for injuries, breaks to catch your breath, or for rain delays. But after a while it gets too easy because once you have mastered the game there isn't any real challenge. 
     Now when you play real football you never really run out of challenge because someone always wants to beat you. Also you can get hurt, there are weather delays, but it can be more fun playing outside with your friends. 
     But they also aren't that different in my perspective. Because in both you do move around, you learn the basics of football, and you can work up a sweat.

     That is why I think they're not that different.

If You Give a Unicorn a Corn Dog [fiction]

    If you ever throw a party, pay attention to all the guests or you just might end up like me. This is the story of how I got a new pet unicorn. If you make the omission of inviting a unicorn to a party, he gets there he will want to have a corn dog. If he wants a corn dog he will want some peanut butter to go with it. And if he wants peanut butter, he will be reminded of breakfast. Trust me you don't want to do that. If you remind him of breakfast, he will get hungry for some jam. But if he is hungry for jam, he will be reminded of his sandwich-making cousin, Carlos. But if you remind him of his sandwich-making cousin Carlos, the unicorn will get really deranged because Carlos never made him a sandwich. And if the unicorn gets mad he will want to kill the corn dog. But if he thinks about a corn dog, he will get hungry for a corn dog. And that is my warning on why you should never, never ever, never ever ever, give a corn dog to a unicorn.

How I End Up Tired All Day

       At first I'm woken up by my mom at 6:15 AM and dragged out of bed. When I start going to the living room, I nearly trip and fall on my sister's beanbags. When I finally make it to the living room, I do some Youth Yoga to help me become more flexible for football and wrestling. After that I go back to my room to get dressed. Next I go to the kitchen to get a blueberry waffle and a vanilla shake. 

                 7:00 AM & After    
        
       Now I try to make it to the bathroom to brush my teeth and ask my mom if I can play the computer or Wii. Next I play for twenty minutes. Then I go get in my mom's car to go to the bottom of our hill. Finally I get on a bus to take me to school [if I don't miss the bus], and twenty minutes later I'm at school. And that is my excuse as to why I'm tired all day.