If You Give a Unicorn a Corn Dog [fiction]

    If you ever throw a party, pay attention to all the guests or you just might end up like me. This is the story of how I got a new pet unicorn. If you make the omission of inviting a unicorn to a party, he gets there he will want to have a corn dog. If he wants a corn dog he will want some peanut butter to go with it. And if he wants peanut butter, he will be reminded of breakfast. Trust me you don't want to do that. If you remind him of breakfast, he will get hungry for some jam. But if he is hungry for jam, he will be reminded of his sandwich-making cousin, Carlos. But if you remind him of his sandwich-making cousin Carlos, the unicorn will get really deranged because Carlos never made him a sandwich. And if the unicorn gets mad he will want to kill the corn dog. But if he thinks about a corn dog, he will get hungry for a corn dog. And that is my warning on why you should never, never ever, never ever ever, give a corn dog to a unicorn.