The Fight for the Milk Shake (warning really funny)

     
        The Fight for the Milk Shake
      
          "Fijit, where should I land our space craft?" Wandered Bob as he looks for a landing spot at Space Shake Milk Shakes.
          "Dance with me!" exclaimed Fijit.  " Do you want to listen to your music or mine?"  Questioned Fijit joyfully.
          "Fijit stop we're at the milk..." Fijit interrupts Bob 
          "My music it is," Fijit starts playing music.
          "Next time I'll make sure to marry someone who doesn't run on batteries."  Sighed Bob as he realizes Fijit stopped talking.  "Ah, here we go a nice parking spot Fijit will you go order our food?"  Hoped Bob as he finished putting batteries in Fijit.    
          "Yes, what would you like?  ahhhhhhh"  Wandered Fijit as she walks off the edge of the ship and is now lost in space.
          "Wow, that was easier than I thought."  Says Bob as he sits back and relaxes.  He uses his hyper speed to get back to the milk shake place.  As he walks in an asparagus alien walks up to him and demands, "Give me that coupon now!"
           "NO, its mine. I'll call your mom!"  Threatened Bob as he pulls out his Iphone 180 
           "No, please don't call mother she'll ground me from the STV(space terrain vehicle)."  As Bob pulls out his phone Alien picks up one of the ice creams on display, "ha ha ha ha ha, my mom wont listen to you if you have ice cream on  your face."  
           "No, not ice cream anything but ice cream."  Cried Bob as he holds the aliens wrist so he can't put ice cream on on his face.
           "Boomerang away!" shouts Bob to send a boomerang at the alien.
           "Ha, you missed, wait did you say boomerang?" Questioned Alien cautiously as he turns around. SPLAT!  " My face my nasty green face, its ruined, nooooo."  Cried the Alien as he looks at himself in a mirror.
               Annoying robot voice "five minutes later."            "Thanks for the free shake Fijit, wait what Fijit?"  Said Bob as he ran out of the milk shake place in fright.
           "I'll be Back Bob, I'll be Back.  Dance with  me!"